Howdy Swusy! I’m Jacob Perlmutter, the 2012-2013 IA/P VP!
I’m really excited for this year! In addition to being REB IA/P, I’m also the houjew President, and an accomplished procrastinator (This one time I didn’t do something for like…three days! I know! Crazy!). Some people say I’m a funny, handsome, and intellectual man. I don’t say that. I’m to modest to say that. I’m the most modest. Ever.
My favorite movie is National Lampoon’s: Van Wilder. My favorite author is Chuck Palahniuk. My favorite joke involves a man walking into a bar and seeing another man with a big orange head. My favorite person? Why that’s you! Yes you! Also me. Both of us. After all, we are pretty cool, aren’t we?
Wow, look at the time! I have to ska-doodle! But before I go…seriously…
and I really do mean this…
I’m the most modest.

–Jacob Perlmutter