Jeremy Duchin. Self-proclaimed juggler, Jeremy also collects refrigerator magnets, some speculate in order to post  papers up whenever he gets a good score on a math test. However, not be as evident to the naked eye, Jeremy is very handy when it comes to changing light bulbs. Some say he acquired this skill from his great grandfather. The boy has said in multiple interviews that he wishes to become a comedian when he grows up, but more credible sources, such as his dog, point out that his diary repeatedly talks about a longing to become a toll booth operator.